I'm never drinking again, until tomorrow night.

Ain't it funny how when hungover everything in life seems 100x worse than it actually is. I mean I am a pretty slow human in day to day life, but when I'm hungover, it's a complete different kettle of fish. If I manage to drag my sorry ass into the shower it will be guaranteed that I will fall asleep standing up or stand in the shower waiting for the water to turn on all by itself. I also find that I get into a state of over thinking territory, SCARY AND DANGEROUS I KNOW, which is BAD when hanging out of ones anus, as everything seems to be able to make me shed tears of self pity.  It's like a hungover reflection/depression vomit infused symphony of unexplained tears. Send help