Many call me the Queen because I act like a diva and royally suck at life. Here be a blog by me, Lorna Jones, aspiring Actress and funny girl, living in the ghetto of sunny Salford. 'Really not that funny' Daily Mail 'A bit rubbish to be honest' The Guardian
Thursday, 9 July 2015
A door kinda disaster.
My door has been broken since I moved in so today whilst I was at work the joiner came to fix said broken door. Long story short, he somehow managed to accidentally electrocute himself from the electrics that work my light switch around the top of the door. (I don't know the correct terminology OK? Shoot me) Poor bloke was flung across the room like a ham sarnie and a sack of spuds. Even after been electrocuted he managed to fix my door, what a hero. Meanwhile I'm currently sat in the dark in my bedroom in fear that I'm going to electrocute myself via the light switch. Someone send florence nightingale round cos I need help at my bedside.
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